John The Zombie

In this open-world game, eat brains to gain skills from them like biking, driving, horseback riding, fishing, climbing, shooting hoops, and running.

Welcome to Johnwood, the wackiest, weirdest place where scientists accidentally turn into zombies, hardware stores sell frozen brains, people get run over, and everyone swears they’ve seen flying horses!

If you're looking for a serious game, this ain’t it. But if deep down in your poor soul you're itching to chase down the world's most bizarre civilians and chow down on their brains without mercy, stop wasting time: Come to Johnwood and feast on the dumbest citizens you'll ever find!

What awaits you:

* Bugs
* The chance to kickstart the zombie apocalypse
* Brains rich in protein, iron, and calcium
* Interdimensional horses that defy this universe's physics
* The least realistic zombie simulator in existence
* The option to embark on a completely nonsensical journey for the zombie cure