Gnomes and Knights: Path of Success

A digital life lesson you didn't ask for.

The DLC for the averagely popular game "Gnomes and Knights" will give you the opportunity get the experience of communicating with Despicable Dwarf*, who will explain in free form how to become successful** and how to catch a gnome***.

Features of the DLC:
■ The ability to communicate with Despicable Dwarf in the digital space
■ Reading text or skipping it using the controller
■ The duration of reading the monologues of the Despicable Dwarf is approximately 30-40 minutes or less
■ The inability to catch gnomes, they are simply not in the DLC
■ Unreasonably high price
■ Gaining invaluable experience in real life****

**** Not guaranteed.
*** You will not learn how to catch gnomes with the help of this add-on, the dwarf is lying.
** Is not a real recommendation for achieving success. Does not guarantee the result, is purely entertaining.
* The real name of the character is not an insult.